I've always said that what cartoonists do is create friends for readers.
I went to Catholic school and they basically just said don't have sex, but would never explain anything.
I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle.
Dishonesty is Trump's hallmark: He claimed that he had spoken clearly and boldly against going into Iraq. Wrong. He spoke in favor of invading Iraq. He said he saw thousands of Muslims in New Jersey celebrating 9/11. Wrong. He saw no such thing. He imagined it.
Certainly, last year we did an episode about the census and sampling versus a direct statistic. You just said the word 'census,' and people fall asleep.
A Central Bank official said that Q-coin did not affect the renminbi; it adds vibrancy to the economy.
You are our dearly beloved brothers, and in a certain way, it could be said that you are our elder brothers.
When Auden said his poetry didn't save one Jew from the gas chamber, he'd said it all.
I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said: 'Keep her moving sir; we're stock-taking.'
Wilt Chamberlain lied when he said he had 20,000 women.
The Dalai Lama was once asked for his favorite chant, and he said it was better not to have a favorite anything, which I think is a great thought.
The Five Points was the toughest street corner in the world. That's how it was known. In fact, Charles Dickens visited it in the 1850s and he said it was worse than anything he'd seen in the East End of London.
I am at Chelsea and I still have aims here, what is said elsewhere is not important.
Natalie from the Dixie Chicks could have said what she said before 9-11 and no one would have cared.
I was asked three times directly in the hearing before the board of the judiciary whether or not I would continue to acknowledge God if I were to resume my position as chief justice. And I said I would.
When the doctor said I had diabetes, I conjured images of languishing on a chaise longue nibbling chocolates. I have no idea why I thought this.
So he said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books.'
Journalists, especially English journalists, were very cruel to me. They said I only knew three chords when I knew five!
I made a Christmas album a couple of years ago and just put it out on my Web site. It kind of smacked of this flavor. All of the reviews said it was Western swing even when it was Christmas standards.
When Bob came through Cincinnati, he wanted a girl singer to be on his show. There was a local contest, and my sister and I entered, but Bob said, Gee, I wouldn't break up the team.
