It's always embarrassing when somebody does something praiseworthy of you.
I've won several Emmys, a Tony and a Grammy, so maybe somebody will let me have an Oscar, and then I'll have a full set.
To me, it's very exhilarating when somebody else does a great thing, and it's not me.
I was not somebody who watched a lot of films. We couldn't afford to. We came from struggling family background.
If you can fart in front of somebody, you know that they love you.
Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.
Folks don't like to have somebody around knowing more than they do.
I have always liked knives. Then somebody gave me one. Then somebody gave me another one. Then I liked having them and started buying them. I started finding ones I liked, ones with funky blades.
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
When I found out that there was eight Presidents before George Washington, I wanted to smack somebody.
I feel ghostly unreal until I become somebody else again on the screen.
Somebody who likes to do my plays is a good director for them.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
Haters keep on hating, cause somebody's gotta do it.
Accosting somebody in public can be regrettable. Accosting a gangster can be hazardous.
If a movie musical came along and the part was right and somebody wanted me to do it, I would do it in a heartbeat.
Somebody called me a homophobe. I'm not homophobic.
I'm somebody who's super into psychology and analysis and the human psyche and the human experience.
All of the characters at Marvel were my ideas, but the ideas meant nothing unless I had somebody who could illustrate it.
It's the ultimate compliment to be imitated or at least be somebody's influence, for sure.