You hear about how many fourth quarter comebacks that a guy has and I think it means a guy screwed up in the first three quarters.
You only think of the best comeback when you leave.
I think I had four concussions throughout my career that were diagnosed, and I guess that I've had seven more. But the fact that three of them came in a four month span when I was making a comeback in 2004 is a little bit scary.
A lot of people think I'm a comedian.
Comedians are sociologists. We're pointing out stuff that the general public doesn't even stop to think about, looking at life in slow-motion and questioning everything we see.
I think there are opportunities for women in comedies - how zany is up to them.
I think that romantic comedies have a special place in most people's hearts, especially the younger demographic.
I love romantic comedies. I have a deep respect for them. I think they're really difficult to write and write well.
I think comedies should be short. I don't want to be self-indulgent; I don't want a two-hour comedy.
I think in general, romantic comedies tend to take one person's point of view, but every once in a while you get something that is balanced for two people.
It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves satirists, but because we're on Comedy Central and because we're South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want.
I really think the biggest honor, as a comic, is to get roasted by either the Friars Club or the Comedy Central or someone like that. Because it really shows, you know, that you've arrived.
I don't think that women necessarily always write like women. I was a writer on the 'Comedy Central Roasts' for a while, and I always wrote the jokes that people assumed the men would write.
I think it's great training for any comedian to start on cows. Because with cows, you expect them to be bored and just stare at you blankly. And that's exactly what you'll get at a comedy club. If you can toughen up with a cow audience, then you'll never be worried with a human audience.
I think every time we send a spacecraft to an asteroid or comet, we learn more.
There is a real affection for these human beings on these stage that O'Neill really had. Out of that affection comes a lot of humor, which is unexpected when you think of 'The Iceman Cometh.'
I think it's fun to serve comfort food because it's an instant ice-breaker. If somebody's expecting fancy food, and you whip out some fried chicken, they feel like, you know, they can put their elbows on the table, and the etiquette police aren't going to come out.
No sooner do we think we have assembled a comfortable life than we find a piece of ourselves that has no place to fit in.
I think we live in a culture where it is really difficult to get privacy because everything is so accessible. It's very difficult to maintain your comfortable life with a sort of mystique.
Now that I look back, I realize that a life predicated on being obedient and taking orders is a very comfortable life indeed. Living in such a way reduces to a minimum one's need to think.
