Before I had a double mastectomy, I was already pretty flat-chested, and I made so many jokes over the years about how small my chest was that I started to think that maybe my boobs overheard me... and were just like, 'You know what? We're sick of this. Let's kill her.'
タグ: sick, think, you, me

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I get kind of, um, bored by all the sexuality and gender labels because I feel like that's where the problem comes in, when people feel that they need to have these particular identities. If you didn't have these labels, and you just acted on how you genuinely felt at any point, then you wouldn't have anything to contend with.
タグ: gender, feel, people, you
My mother was so stylish, but she never pushed that on me. She always thought I looked cool.
タグ: never, mother, me, cool
If someone doesn't want me working their club, they're not going to hear from me again. I'm not going to fight or complain about it. I'd rather go someplace else.
タグ: someone, go, fight, me
Stand-up is very broad strokes, kind of a skeleton of a story or something.
タグ: skeleton, very, kind, something, story
People complain about Hollywood comedians, but I feel like I selected a tremendous group, ones who aren't fame-obsessed.
タグ: who, like, feel, people
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