I used to write jokes with friends. We'd pick a topic and then think out loud, brainstorm.
My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.
People ask me if they can send me material, and some people give or send it to me unsolicited, but I rarely buy jokes.
My parents used to bring me to Radio City when I was a little girl, so performing there 50 years later was absolutely surreal - especially with my parents in the audience!
My sister and I had a lemonade stand - with a two-drink minimum.
I love being a housewife... I love doing laundry. Except I have a little bit of separation anxiety, and you have to separate your laundry, so I have a little bit of a problem there.
