Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.
Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.
Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.
I always liked my teachers, and I was in a lot of after-school projects. I was a Girl Scout until my senior year, when I couldn't be a Girl Scout anymore. I was in clubs like Junior Achievement, and I ran track and field. My grades were good, but then toward 11th grade they were nothing. I always went to summer school.
I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.
I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the idea of someone, a waitress, being responsible for my evening. I like seconds, and more, and lots of conversation, and I've always hated the idea that in a restaurant an evening just ends. I find that incredibly depressing.
I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.
I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.
Sometimes, to keep things exciting, I decorate my house as if I owned a child. I'll toss a tiny pair of shoes in the hallway or lean small wooden crutches in what I refer to as 'the baby's room,' which is actually a tiny space where I make things. I continue to call it the baby's room because it confuses people and it's creepy.
When people tell me they are going to go scrapbooking, I say, 'Why don't you make it yourself.' It's like chocolate-chip cookies. People buy the cookie-dough roll and slice it, and then they lay it on a cookie sheet. That's not making chocolate-chip cookies.
I like crafts that come out of poverty or necessity. There used to be hobby shops where you'd get your supplies, and then you'd use your imagination.
I like crafts that are made out of necessity because they're a little naive - you made it because you needed it.
They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our own publicist, if we wanted to, but I kind of liked the way it was more of a cult thing and those that liked it, liked it, you know what I mean?
I'm not a good storyteller. I always think I'm going to get interrupted, or something's going to get edited. I think that comes from being in a large family, so you have to get your story in really quick or someone cuts you off.
I like to entertain in all aspects. When you're with somebody and you're out, you want to be entertained. I like to be around entertaining people. Even if they're bored, and you're in a convalescent home, there's something entertaining about that, in a way.
I'm drawn to people who look different. I'm not exploiting. I'm not making fun of them. I'm drawn to them.
I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.
My favorite things often have a story behind them and are usually handmade or discovered at a flea market.
You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the character actors who come in like a breath of fresh air.
My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.
