Baby boomers don't go out as much, they aren't interacting with each other and they would rather stay home and watch TV. That's the audience for a guy like me, unless I'm doing 'Bad Santa.'
Just the other day, my assistant was on the line with Calvin Klein. Golly, I usually shop at Sears.
I'm a vegan who cheats - that's what I call myself.
I've been largely an improvisational actor for most of my career, except for when I've worked with the Coen brothers.
I have type AB- blood, which is the rarest blood type. It's less than 1 percent of the whole population of the world, and it means that you don't have as many digestive enzymes.
I was the fattest baby in Clark County, Arkansas. They put me in the newspaper. It was like a prize turnip.
I've been accused, many times, as a writer/director, of my pace being too leisurely and too long.
Acting is playing - it's actually going out on a playground with the other kids and being in the game, and I need that. Writing satisfies that part of myself that longs to sit in my room and dream.
Pushing Tin,' I went to air traffic control school in Toronto for that. Passed with flying colors, by the way. If I ever become an air traffic controller and I'm the guy in charge of your plane, you're in good hands.
I quit flying years ago. I don't want to die with tourists.
I always have a guitar or ukulele in the trailer, and I write songs. That keeps me in an artistic mind-set.
Every couple I know has side-by-side grave plots, but when we do it we're the biggest weirdos on the block.
