Divorce is a game played by lawyers.
My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between I occupy myself as best I can.
My formula for life is very simple: in the morning, wake up; at night, go to sleep. In between I try and occupy myself as best I can.
We have our factory, which is called a stage. We make a product, we color it, we title it and we ship it out in cans.
Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant.
Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order.
To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
Ah, beware of snobbery; it is the unwelcome recognition of one's own past failings.
I pretended to be somebody I wanted to be until finally I became that person. Or he became me.
My father used to say, 'Let them see you and not the suit. That should be secondary.'
