However light-hearted you try to be about it, the loss of youth, and everything that goes with it, is quite a trauma.
A lot of gay men have a lot of sex. That's what we do. But I've stopped all that-the revolving door into my bedroom. Promiscuity. That was of its day, really.
Rodents can come across as being quite vacant in the personality stakes.
I didn't think of myself as a tart, but I wouldn't argue with anyone who did.
I think Australians like a bit of vulgarity.
