A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Nothing recedes like success.
We must not indulge in unfavorable views of mankind, since by doing it we make bad men believe they are no worse than others, and we teach the good that they are good in vain.
Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you.
Broadway is a main artery of New York life - the hardened artery.
A pessimist is one who builds dungeons in the air.
The same thing happened today that happened yesterday, only to different people.
Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid.
Today's gossip is tomorrow's headline.
Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.
She's been on more laps than a napkin.
An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.
The only ones who like Milton Berle are his mother - and the public.
Too many people expect wonders from democracy, when the most wonderful thing of all is just having it.
