I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far.
My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.
Don't tell me how to do my job. I don't come to your workplace and tell you how to sweep up.
As soon as I got successful, the Scottish press started picking on me. It's something they reserve just for me.
I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless.
I don't aim to offend.
