My father would give his dinner to any hungry kids who walked by and then go in the backyard and pick weeds from the yard to eat.

Anybody that worries about somebody suing them, that means that they're so crooked that they sue people, and they think people are gonna sue them.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.

I like Frank Sinatra and Nat King Cole and Dean Martin, who was my favorite, you know.