Arnold Palmer and Jack Nicklaus - especially Arnie - he used to beat my brains out when we were young. In the end, I got even. I started beating him up. And that felt really good.
I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.
I never had a childhood. I started working when I was 7 years old. I got $1 a day getting water for the workers at the sugar cane plant.
I like Frank Sinatra and Nat King Cole and Dean Martin, who was my favorite, you know.
I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
Anybody that worries about somebody suing them, that means that they're so crooked that they sue people, and they think people are gonna sue them.
My father would give his dinner to any hungry kids who walked by and then go in the backyard and pick weeds from the yard to eat.
