People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
タグ: who, never, people, you

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I like the relaxed way in which the Japanese approach religion. I think of myself as basically a moral person, but I'm definitely not religious, and I'm very tired of the preachiness and obsession with other people's behavior characteristic of many religious people in the United States. As far as I could tell, there's nothing preachy about Buddhism. I was in a lot of temples, and I still don't know what Buddhists believe, except that at one point Kunio said 'If you do bad things, you will be reborn as an ox.' This makes as much sense to me as anything I ever heard from, for example, the Reverend Pat Robertson.
タグ: united-states, temples, sense, reverend, religious-people, reincarnation, preachiness, pat-robertson, obsession, moral, junio, japanese-religion, japanese, humor, buddhists, buddhism
Perhaps you are thinking: 'But a tank costs several million dollars, not including floor mats. I don't have that kind of money.' Don't be silly. You're a consumer, right? You have credit cards, right? Perhaps you are thinking: 'Yes, but how am I going to pay the credit-card company?' Don't be silly. You have a tank, right?
タグ: humor
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
タグ: open, who, today, sports, humor, golf, fashion
When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.
タグ: humor
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.
タグ: skills, management, people, time
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