I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the air... So I trained myself to say 'Holy Cow' instead.
It's the fans that need spring training. You gotta get 'em interested. Wake 'em up and let 'em know that their season is coming, the good times are gonna roll.
When I die, I hope they don't cremate me 'cuz I'll burn forever.
You know they're not going to lose 162 consecutive games.
