It's the fans that need spring training. You gotta get 'em interested. Wake 'em up and let 'em know that their season is coming, the good times are gonna roll.
I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the air... So I trained myself to say 'Holy Cow' instead.
When I die, I hope they don't cremate me 'cuz I'll burn forever.
You know they're not going to lose 162 consecutive games.
