I wouldn't like to see a chick of mine taking her clothes off and kissing a fellow on screen. And my girls must get very hurt when they see me doing it.
Then you get into it, especially if you start talking about football, fighting and Muhammad Ali. Then the ladies get very bored and start delivering ultimatums.
I do not live in the world of sobriety.
I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.
You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher.
I'm really a pacifist.
