"comedian"タグの名言

Shut up…let me tell you, LET ME. Every time I look at your face or even remember it, it wrecks me. And the way you are with me and you’re just fun and you shit all over me and you make fun of me and you’re real. I don’t have enough time in any day to think about you enough...I don’t even think about women anymore. I think about you.

My ship came in,then it sank!

To be a philosopher, just reverse everything you have ever been told...and have a sense of humor doing it.

Dans les fins de mois, ce qui est le plus dur, c'est les trente derniers jours. The hardest part of ending each month is going through the last 30 days.

Dans les fins de mois, ce qui est le plus dur, c'est les trente derniers jours. The hardest part of the end of each month is last thirty days.

Dans les fins de mois, ce qui est le plus dur, c'est les trente derniers jours. The hardest thing about the end of the month is the last 30 days.

There isn't a comedian in the world that hasn't bombed.

I've been a comedian since I was fourteen. But I've never really been a CEO.

My father died when I was 11. He was a vaudeville comedian. He worked in one movie, 'Ladies of the Chorus,' as Marilyn Monroe's father.

I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown.

Seth Meyers is highly overrated as a comedian.

I'm a standup comedian, so I need people.

You have to be delusional to be a comedian.

Woody Allen is a great dramatist and a great comedian.

As a comedian, I'm always quoting 'Caddyshack' and 'Dumb and Dumber.'

I'm a comedian, and my comedy has never endorsed violence towards gays.

My great-grandfather was a variety hall comedian called Billy Mack.

I consider myself a bit of a comedian. I write a lot of humorous songs.

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

I consider Lena Dunham a comedian.