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I googled the quote 'Power means not having to respond.' Nothing happened.

Ciri dewasa itu punya komitmen, pandai memegang janji. Misalnya tidak mencari pacar saat (masih) punya pacar.

Alasan aku masih sendiri adalah karena aku tidak cukup pandai membuat orang lain jatuh cinta padaku.

All you need is not Love, no. All you need is a marvelous sense of humor !

We are all each other's case study

You're too young to be depressed, unless you have gonorrhea. That shit is a buzz kill.

All of life is a continuous state of wonder interrupted by bedtime and light snacks.

Nothing in Life is Promised Except Death

Websites that collect quotes are full of mistakes and never check original sources

The pain breached through the indolence of mind. But the dizziness made reactions very slow and stretched, like a novice stage actor stretching his death scene for missing queue of actors, leaving audience in splits.

The trouble with being a god is that you've got no one to pray to.

To my way of thinking, there is every bit as much evidence for the existence of UFOs as there is for the existence of God. Probably far more. At least in the case of UFOs there have been countless taped and filmed and, by the way, unexplained sightings from all over the world, along with documented radar evidence seen by experienced military and civilian radar operators.>>

Gods don't like people not doing much work. People who aren't busy all the time might start to think.

You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. Two reasons: First of all, I think he's a good actor, okay? To me, that counts. Second, he looks like a guy who can get things done. Joe Pesci doesn't fuck around. In fact, Joe Pesci came through on a couple of things that God was having trouble with.

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.

Pakistan not only means freedom and independence but the Muslim Ideology which has to be preserved, which has come to us as a precious gift and treasure and which, we hope other will share with us.

I wasn't saying whatever they're saying I was saying. I'm sorry I said it really. I never meant it to be a lousy anti-religious thing. I apologize if that will make you happy. I still don't know quite what I've done. I've tried to tell you what I did do but if you want me to apologize, if that will make you happy, then OK, I'm sorry.

The Bible looks like it started out as a game of mad libs.

People go to church for the same reasons they go to a tavern: to stupefy themselves, to forget their misery, to imagine themselves, for a few minutes anyway, free and happy. -- Circular Letter to My Friends in Italy

I have church on Sunday.” “Of course you do.” “You’re welcome to come along.” “Thanks, but I’m allergic to incense.” “That’s a shame.” “It’s the bane of my existence.” - Beth and Jake