Some people's money is merited and other people's is inherited.
There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is to enjoy earning it.
To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
Money is the poor people's credit card.
Money is like a sixth sense, and you can't make use of the other five without it.
Money swore an oath that nobody who did not love it should ever have it.
I'm so happy to be rich, I'm willing to take all the consequences.
I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.
It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.
Philanthropist: a rich (and usually bald) old gentleman who has trained himself to grin while his conscience is picking his pocket.
The darkest hour of any man's life is when he sits down to plan how to get money without earning it.
The petty economies of the rich are just as amazing as the silly extravagances of the poor.
Money is human happiness in the abstract.
Money is the most egalitarian force in society. It confers power on whoever holds it.
Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors.
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What the country really needs is a good five-cent nickle.
I don't like money actually, but it quiets my nerves.
Money isn't everything - but it's a long way ahead of what comes next.
In the bad old days, there were three easy ways of losing money - racing being the quickest, women the pleasantest and farming the most certain.
