Some people talk about other people’s failures with so much pleasure that you would swear they are talking about their own successes.
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
My father could swear in Gaelic and English, by the way, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm always hairy. I swear too much.
Homemade desi ghee is something I swear by.
I don't smoke, drink, do drugs or even have affairs. If I don't even swear, I should be put in a shrine and sanctified.
