I have a much better relationship with the press than I did, I think because I stood my ground.
I've got to say, I've probably seen a lot more of the Three Stooges than of the Marx Brothers.
I probably have traveled and walked into more variety stores than anybody in America.
My show is more storytelling now than it's ever been. It's what I'm good at.
In a strange way, I'm way more comfortable onstage than anywhere else.
The requirements to obtain a concealed license are similar and often times stricter than that of obtaining a standard ID card.
Stuart Davis has more to do with what the United States is like than Hopper.
No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
For me, there is no better tapa than a really good stuffed olive.
Stupider than France is not where we want to be on tax policy.
A movie is never any better than the stupidest man connected with it.
But now I've been in the arena for 47 years and I stutter less today than I did in those days.
Stammering is different than stuttering. Stutterers have trouble with the letters, while stammerers trip over entire parts of a sentence. We stammerers generally think of ourselves as very bright.
I think one of the bigger lessons the Internet has taught us is that 'niche' or 'subculture' are a lot bigger than anyone ever thought.
Man tends to increase at a greater rate than his means of subsistence.
It seems that elections today are more popularity than they are substantial issues.
I fully expected that, by the end of the century, we would have achieved substantially more than we actually did.
The subtlety of nature is greater many times over than the subtlety of the senses and understanding.
I grew up in the classic American-Jewish suburbia, which has a whole different sense of what it means to be Jewish than anywhere else in the world.
With 1,000-seater venues, rather than 5,000-seaters, there are richer opportunities for sucking the audience in.
