Being on the toilet stool is the grossest thing there is, to me.
When I started as a color man in the booth with CBS, I would make footballs out of a roll of toilet paper.
I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.
Where do you get lumpy tiles? Well, of course, you don't. But I get a lot of toilets, and so you just dispatch a toilet with a hammer, and then you have lumpy tiles.
Yup, the toilet is my best friend before a show.
