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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it.

You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.

I have never voted in my life... I have always known and understood that the idiots are in a majority so it's certain they will win.

I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.

To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.

Go back to bed, America. Your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control again. Here. Here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up. Go back to bed, America. Here is American Gladiators. Here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom. Here you go, America! You are free to do what we tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!

I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues.

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. No one in this world, so far as I know—and I have researched the records for years, and employed agents to help me—has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people. Nor has anyone ever lost public office thereby.

It is by the goodness of god that in our country we have those 3 unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.

In the present case it is a little inaccurate to say I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible to any public office of trust or profit in the Republic. But I do not repine, for I am a subject of it only by force of arms.

The French have a new president, the British will soon have a new P.M., and we envy them as we endure the endless wait for this small dim man to go back to Texas and resume his life.

When I'm out of politics I'm going to run a business, it'll be called rent-a-spine

People often ask me where I stand politically. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy, it's that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.

His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action.